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An owner’s manual for a 1996 Dodge Stratus?
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Might wanna call Will Ferrell
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That is worth more as fire starting material than the Stratus ever was as a car.
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I did not hate that car. I did hate the steering wheel, and the bucket seats. But it was a decent DD for many years, until my wife pulled out in front of a city bus.
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I am a project manager! People are afraid of me! I can do 100 push-ups in 20 minutes!
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I exaggerate but your appreciation for the car is pretty funny. I hate this. I hate that. It was decent.
Perhaps this is the best way to describe a Stratus. It was a car. No more. No less.
![]() 07/06/2018 at 13:12 |
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I was going to cry if somebody didn’t post this. Consider this your community service time for the day.
![]() 07/06/2018 at 13:25 |
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If I see a Stratus on the road today, I usually just feel bad for the car itself. By this point most of them have been ragged out hard by their 6th-12th owners.
![]() 07/06/2018 at 14:11 |
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BIG-TIME STUFF!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
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ebay wants everything.
https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=m570.l1313&_nkw=dodge+stratus+owners+manual