Does anybody want...

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
07/06/2018 at 12:36 • Filed to: None

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An owner’s manual for a 1996 Dodge Stratus?

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > ttyymmnn
07/06/2018 at 12:42

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Might wanna call Will Ferrell

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Kinja'd!!! cmill189 - sans Volvo > ttyymmnn
07/06/2018 at 12:45

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That  is worth more as fire starting material than the Stratus ever was as a car.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > cmill189 - sans Volvo
07/06/2018 at 12:49

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I did not hate that car. I did hate the steering wheel, and the bucket seats. But it was a decent DD for many years, until my wife pulled out in front of a city bus. 


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Takuro Spirit
07/06/2018 at 12:55

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I am a project manager! People are afraid of me! I can do 100 push-ups in 20 minutes!


Kinja'd!!! cmill189 - sans Volvo > ttyymmnn
07/06/2018 at 13:02

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I exaggerate but your appreciation for the car is pretty funny. I hate this. I hate that. It was decent.

Perhaps this is the best way to describe a Stratus. It was a car. No more. No less. 


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Takuro Spirit
07/06/2018 at 13:12

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I was going to cry if somebody didn’t post this. Consider this your community service time for the day.


Kinja'd!!! TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > cmill189 - sans Volvo
07/06/2018 at 13:25

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If I see a Stratus on the road today, I usually just feel bad for the car itself. By this point most of them have been ragged out hard by their 6th-12th owners.


Kinja'd!!! Roundbadge > Takuro Spirit
07/06/2018 at 14:11

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BIG-TIME STUFF!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA!


Kinja'd!!! Jason Spears > ttyymmnn
07/06/2018 at 14:14

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ebay wants everything.

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=m570.l1313&_nkw=dodge+stratus+owners+manual